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House de Kris
You've heard about it on the news. You've talked about it at the water cooler. You've witnessed the gradual decay of our government over the years due to it. Now you want to know if House de Kris is prepared for the worst.
House de Kris has spent in the neighborhood of $3.5 million to determine if users of HdK products will get a surprise when they have to change their calendars from December to January as we enter the last year of this century. The results of this extensive investigation show that if you weren't already surprised with stuff obtained from HdK in 1999, you won't be surprised in the year 2000. In other words (in case you weren't able to follow the last sentence),
all House de Kris products are safe from the Y2K bogeyman
and will continue to operate flawlessly for years to come. You have my word on it.
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